• USA: Satisfaction is our new series about a marriage that's lost its spark starring that guy you liked in The Glades and that lady from Iron Man 3.
  • Me: Okay, what's the hook?
  • Matt Passmore: It's about a post-modern relationship.
  • Me: Seriously, where's that trademark USA spin? What makes this show so differ-
  • USA: The husband finds her having sex with a man that turns out to be a gigolo, so he tries it out himself.
  • Me: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY NIELSEN RATINGS.
If Eric and Sookie are not endgame then I’ll flip some shit!!!

pokersnut20:

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claustroph0bic:

I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne Ginger (True Blood)